Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Horny Pandas Disrupting a 200 Million Dollar Industry in *insert local town from tracking cookie here*


A sports reporter (and a good one, not throwing shade here), recently said this about changes to his network:

“…..our innovative new network that actually reports scores and gives great opinionated analysis.”

Remember when news used to be about objective analysis?

That, right there, is a problem with news in general, including sports news. “Opinion” and “analysis” are both important, but they're two different things, and the 24-hour news cycle has merged them in the name of manufacturing conflict for entertainment purposes. Once the news divisions were subsumed under entertainment, it became all about ratings and viewers, not objective reporting and analysis. It’s why, even hours after the offices of the President’s personal attorney were raided, a cable news network closed a prime-time show with a piece about how “sex-crazed pandas could kill you if they wanted to”. I can't watch cable news, because it's typically nothing more than a talking-head cage-match of officially sanctioned opinions (or view-bait on sex-crazed pandas) - in other words, entertainment designed to get you fired up and rooting for one side or the other. Segments may as well be introduced by Vince McMahon.

The President is right about one thing - it's all about the ratings, not about the content. And that's on us.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Shrugging From The Amen Corner

From CBS News, here's Florida Sen. Marco Rubio on gun control debate after Parkland school shooting: "I'm trying to be clear and honest here, someone who has decided to commit this crime, they will find a way to get the gun to do it."

As noted by Matt Yglesias, that's basically an argument against having any laws at all: we don't need to do anything because someone who has decided to commit a crime will find a way to (insert illegal action here) anyway.

The photo included here is meant to highlight something politicians need to remember as they craft their non-responses and excuses for doing nothing at all: the generation subjected to this violence (while the so-called adults shrug their "well, there's nothing we can do" shoulders from the amen corner) will remember what you say, and they communicate with one another instantly across multiple social platforms. They will eventually be a force to be reckoned with at the ballot box, and they will remember the people and organizations  who said "eh, a teenager would have gotten an AR-15 anyway if he wanted it."

How many kids have to be killed before a call to action is not considered a "knee-jerk reaction", as Paul Ryan called it? How many? If a certain amount of time must pass, what happens when the shootings become more frequent than the required non-knee-jerk waiting period?

By the way, have you heard about anyone getting killed by a machine gun lately? Do you know why you haven't?

Friday, March 25, 2016

Where Have All The Father Mulcaheys Gone?

I wrote this six years ago, but never published it.
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When religion enters government, it spreads like an infection. All these kids are guilty of are peaceful civic protests and speaking their minds – two principles underlying the concept of Freedom of Speech  that, I would argue, makes up the very foundation of this country. Speaking out, deviating from the norm, expressing minority opinion, refusing to submit to the tyranny of the majority – all of these concepts are an anathema to today’s religious activists, who, having obtained the majority, have forgotten where they came from. Such protests arise not from the wish to impose a liberal agenda (how did all secularists become liberals?), but from continual attempts to use government mandates to impose a monolithic Christian belief system on those who do not want it. Not directly, not obviously, but with subtlety, like awarding the third-largest private security contract in the United States to Blackwater, whose founder and CEO is the son of one of the founders of the ultra-Christian activist Focus on Family. Those who choose to speak out are not trying to disrespect Christians, they are rebelling against being continually told that they are bad, that they are going to hell, that they cannot possibly be moral or decent human beings, that they are evil, that good is beyond them unless they believe, that if they simply believe that there is no god, then they are attacking their fellow human beings.

Religion is powerful. No one can ever take religion “out of the public square” – last time I checked, there were at least seven religious channels on DirecTV alone, and nary a single channel devoted to atheists (because atheism is not a religion – it has no tenets, no doctrine, no agenda, no worship services, no congregations, no ceremonies, no songs, no books that everyone must follow, no rules, no edicts, no fatwahs – just a simple realization that – hey – I don’t think there is a god. Doesn’t make for good TV, and religion is nothing if not entertainment and socialization.)  Last time I checked, their were four churches along a stretch of road near my house that is a little over a mile long. Nearly everyone that I have met in my subdivision has spoken about going to church, where they go to church, who they go to church with. Religion dominates the public square, and the religion-out-of-the-public-square argument is nothing but a fear-mongering strawman trotted out by religious leaders who rely on the donations of their followers for their jobs. In truth, no one is trying to do any such thing. Unlike many of the most outspoken religious advocates, I will never try to get you to change your beliefs, because I can’t. Secularists would rather that we listen to the wisdom of our Founding Fathers and keep religion out of the government square, not the public square. Whether a controlled by Christians or Atheists, governments that try to govern based on belief rather than reason have always ended up in tyranny and collapse. And that was the genius of our Founding Fathers – deists, yes, but they could see what happened in Europe when religion was allowed to govern, and included a safety net for us that has worked for over 200 years.

Religion simply does not belong in government-sponsored schools. Blaming the schools for the (supposed) moral failings of our children is nothing but another aspect of our increasing unwillingness to take personal responsibility for anything. You are responsible for your child’s world view, morality, and behavior, not the school system. I suspect that many of the failings of our public school system can be traced not to a lack of religious guidance, but to time taken away from education and spent instead on raising the children for their parents.

Asking that the Nativity scene not be erected by my local government with my taxes on public property is not an attack on Christianity (or Christmas, for that matter), but a plea for reasonableness. Any private entity anywhere can put up any scene they want  - on private property.

If I submitted this, a profession of my beliefs, to the newspaper and it were published as an op-ed with my address, telephone, and email address, how long do you think it would take me to get hate mail and other threats? Do you think I would ever be able to run for public office? The leaders of Christian activist groups (e.g., Focus on Family, Family Research Council) are some of the most powerful people in the country. It never ceases to amaze me that a group of people with such an absolute majority in this country, such political muscle, and such an effect on the daily lives of everyone can feel persecuted if a single non-believer stands up to be heard. Will you please stop trying to force our government to recite your prayers and make us all bow our heads?

Where have all the Father Mulcaheys gone? Those religious leaders who provided advice, support, and understanding, regardless of belief, rather than spewing hatred and judgment upon those who deviate from the sect as so many religious “leaders” do today? If you are out there, Fathers, you need to take back your moral compass from those who have bent it to their own ends and used it for control, power and fame.


Monday, December 7, 2015

Theocratic Nightmare

Nearing the end of 2015, continuing into what was at one time dreamed of as a fascinating and curious future, all we seem to be able to do is kill one another in the name of our gods. What great clanking chains religion places upon our species, bending our backs and forcing us to our knees when we might arise and work towards real solutions rather than debate who is going to have a better afterlife, who is going and who is not, what bounty they will receive when they arrive. Why is our real, livable, undoubtable life so much less important to religious folk than the theoretical one upon which no one can agree or even demonstrate actually exists?

Monday, November 16, 2015

Paris Terrorist Meme Picture With Clever Quote That The Person Never Really Said

No meme here, no clever picture with quotes that may or may not be real - just me saying my piece.

How do the terrorists win? By convincing us to change our convictions. By tempting us to compromise our principles. By making us more like the terrorists themselves - people without compassion, without humanity, who believe that problems are solved through revenge and violence. We will stand firm, we will pursue them to the ends of the earth, but if we turn our anger inward and start waging a war on our own citizens, then we have already lost.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Saturn, Enceladus, and Sampling Sprays of Water




So very, very cool. Our space probes and the everyone involved with the programs are accomplishing amazing things. Our own solar system is more diverse and interesting than most people, even sci-fi writers, ever imagined.

Flying by those south pole plumes and tasting Enceladus’ ocean are the next order of business. On October 28th, Cassini will make an even closer approach, sailing within 30 miles (49 kilometers) of the moon’s south polar region to sample Enceladus’ ocean water and analyze its chemistry. We already know that this extraterrestrial ocean is alkali like our own, and modeling studies suggest it could be dominated by the same chemical reactions that fueled life on early Earth.


Friday, September 25, 2015

Fun for Whovians

The Doctor Who Crew had to Come Together to get this photo taken before The Master's, er, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down. Also, what's up with the zigzag lines?